Screw work, school, and love. Anyone want to go with me to Mexico or a tropical island? We’ll just drink beer, eat fajitas and fish. I’d like a beautiful woman, but I’ll take a sarcastic ass dude that doubles as a drinking buddy and wing-man.
(Source: big-guy-fishing, via darianwyatt)
Am I the only one that sees all these pictures of baby pigs and think “hey its baby bacon!”?
Its just about time to turn the quiet up and the noise down.
(Source: bama-babe, via sexyswinginwalk)
Is ready for this weekend, there will be cigars, whiskey, venison, a big ass fire, old friends. There will be no work, no bosses, no drama, no work, no homework, no school, no work, no stress, nothing but being relaxed happy and putting the whole world on hold for a minimum of 48hrs.
Anonymous asked: Girl, were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special!
HAHAHA! I have the best friends ever. Buddy thats a good one.
Anonymous asked: How many pairs of boots do you have to own to be a cowboy? Or is it number the number of gallons in your hat?
I don’t think its how many boots you own, how big your hat is, or even how big your truck is or how many acres and horses you own. Its something I can’t put into words what makes someone a “cowboy” but it is something I can spot a mile away.
theChive makes my day, everyday.